Things That Freak Me out

Most humans of the modern world are raised the same. In this I mean certain social rules of conduct are applied from parent to child, parent to child and so on and so forth. It’s how we’ve lived all these many, many years.

But as I grow older and the world grows bolder I am starting to see some of those “passed down rules” being ignored and some even blatantly challenged.

Don’t get me wrong I do get the appeal of being a free thinker and making my own way as I go along but some of these things are just… weird.

Just a disclaimer this is my personal opinion and should in no way be taken seriously as I do like to make fun of everything so… chill.

Movies

 

I find it surprising how many, many, MANY movie companies out there are making devilish movies. The Devil’s this and Lucifer’s that, demons this and exorcism of whomever. And the worst of all is that they are not even good movies. The screen writers basically sat there with a book titled “1001 Horror Movie Clichés” and used them all. Every. Single. One.

Walk around a corner and jump scare. Open a door, jump scare. Oh those walls are dripping “Die bitch die” in blood? Wow. Let me guess… they’re going to have sex and then one of them is going to be possessed by a demon and kill the other? Yep, thought so. Ahhh, you though summoning the devil himself is just a silly game, well jokes on you whore.

Seriously, are there no more original scary ideas? It’s either super bad CGI or furniture moves by themselves. And this freaks me out because it is so boring. The whole reason for the horror movie genre is so that people can pee themselves and not sleep for the next three weeks, not me narrating in my head like the guy from Cinema Sins on Youtube.

And don’t even get me started on product placement yet again thanks to Cinema Sins every time I see a coke or Pepsi can I hear the dude say “Well I guess we know who sponsored this scene”.  Damn you!

The Female Gender

Even though I am a girl myself I honestly don’t get our gender at all. Like seriously. At all.

You want equal rights as a man? You want the same jobs, the same pay and the same respect as a man? Sure you go girl.

But why are you getting angry when he doesn’t pay the whole bill? Or why are you whining about finding your knight in shining armor when just last week you went to a protest stating you don’t need a man to do shit because men and women are equal?

Ohhh… I see, you want to be a feminist in all other aspects of your life except when you’re horny. Smells like some double standards me thinks.

And body image. Good Shakespeare I do not understand body images. How is it possible that just yesterday you were complaining how fat you’re where but today you are the next friggin top model? Hormones are sick sons of bitches that Mother Nature plays on us and I am getting sick of it.  AM I happy? Am I sad? Do I want chocolate or just to jump your bones? Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?!

Or the fact that a girl can spend an hour doing a full face of make up but then not do her eyebrows. I’m sorry did you want to look like you have none? Because shaving them off would look a lot better then the faint white babies hairs you got going on ‘cause you decided to rub foundation all over them too.

No! Just no.

Identical Twins

First off, they look EXACTLY the same. That’s already bad, but then you go and dress exactly the same as well? Tell me something, just how exactly, am I supposed to differentiate you as an individual is you insist on dressing exactly the same and pretending to be the other person just to freak me out?

Secondly, are you really twins – do twins even really exists – or did the government decide to release a deadly toxin in the air that makes people go all loopy but they don’t know it because it happens really slowly over a span of your lifetime but one of the side effects are like really vivid double vision? Huh? How should I know I’m just an innocent by stander in all of this?

It just baffles me that there are two where there should just be one. Baffles me I say!

Ellie Goulding

 

Yea…that wasn’t a mistake.

Ellie Goulding the person doesn’t freak me out as much as the feelings she stirs inside me every time I see her stunning face or hear her silky voice and that… makes me… really confused which in turns freaks me out.

She is just… physically perfect… in every way, shape or form that is humanly possible and it just… confuses me.

Her hair is so… blonde.

People who don’t instantly go insane and kill spiders.

 

I’m sorry but if you want to be in my life, be my friend, boyfriend, blood relation, whatever and you do not instantly go Jackie Chan on a spider’s ass I have to question our relationship.

I do not care if it is the size of a coin or my face, it must die.

Especially if it’s the size of my face.

We can just burn the house it’s fine.

I remember watching the movie “Seeking a Friend for the End of The World” and Steve Carells character wanted to kill a spider that was in his bathroom but decided he won’t because the world was going to die like anytime soon. And then the next day that idiot woke up with a spider bite on his face the size of mount doom!!

What kind of foolishness???

So there you have it, just a few pieces of knowledge on why I might end up in a mental institution and become famous for it. Because that is apparently how stuff happens in the gilts and glam world it would seem.

Stay weird people!